I'm fat!
I'm fat and ugly!
I'm fat, ugly and a complete freak!
Now you know me...
You want to know more? DAMN YOUS!
FINE!

My name is Michael Alan Chick. I live in good ol' England, in a crappy town called Luton, Bedfordshire.
I'm an Otaku Vampyr enthusiast... Meaning I love everything to do with Japan and Vampyrs (vampires to you 'normal' people).

I draw my own webcomic, The Comics of Randomness.

I love listening to rock and J-Rock music. Fav bands are - HIM, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, System of a Down, KoRn, Trocadero, Puffy AmiYumi, Dir en Grey, Evanescance.

I love to read an assortment of books - Favs being - Any Buffy novel, The Hitchikers Trilogy of Five, Ring.

But I mostly read Manga. My favourites are - Love Hina, Ghost in the Shell, Excel Saga, Qwan, Cowboy Bebop, Battle Royale.

I'm a gamer too... I own all the major consoles - Xbox 360, Xbox, Dreamcast, GameCube, PS2, PSP, DS.
My favourites games are - The legacy of Kain series, The Max Payne series, Fable, Halo 2, Final Fantasy XI.

My favourite films are - The Crow (best film EVER!!!), Kung Fu Hustle, Clerks X, Red vs Blue seasons 1-3, Die Hard trilogy, Blade Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy.

There... Now you know everything you need to know so you can become me...